| Alyssa | Nineteen | |Rhode Island | |Sagittarius | Lifes Complicated |
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via emilioestevez)
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
(Source: peewentz, via kanyewesticle)
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(via emilioestevez)
it is 11:15 pm and there is a god damn dog barking outside
never mind it was my dog
(via pizzaenthusiast)
I hate seeing people from my high school they should have all evaporated after I graduated
(via emilioestevez)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via maniacthoughts)
do you ever see somebody from your past and they’re all grown up and doing so well with their life and you’re like
i’m proud of you dawg
(via beyondhighh)
